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IT's NEVER TOO EARLIER FOR CHRISTMAS!!

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 14, 2009, 1:36 PM


Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

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  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: Some thing SOmething
  • Reading: This
  • Watching: You... while u eat!! :D
  • Playing: Halo 3
  • Eating: Human flesh!
  • Drinking: KetchuP! (that's what I want u to think XDDD )

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Umm...well to start off, i am very random and mental insane!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD Sorry, like i said i am very crazy. As u can see. Right now I am making my own somewhat company that doesn't exist. It's just for fun! XDDD i get bored easily and I usually do the stupidest things to get rid of boredom. I am bored so I think i am going to go skydive off my bed! XDD
No, I am serious about that.
WAIT! I won't go skydiving off my bed! I'll to wal-mart!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!

yes that's what i will do!! Oh yeah, I forgot about u guys. SO yes were was I, oh yeah explaining... yes do I get bored. I love anime/manga, i am pure horror junkie. I <3 horror movies!!
I heart a lot of things like halo and i am so exicted about halo coming as a anime show which i can't wait!!
What? I told u earlier that i'm a weirdo! GOSH!!!
Oh and another thing is i get exicted of the dumbest things sometimes.

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  • Current Residence: ...
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...
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  • Interests: Anime/Manga, art, drawing, writing and lots of other stuff that would be to long of a list. XD
  • Favourite movie: Silent Hill, Bleach: Dimond Dust Rebellion, Grind House: Planet Terror
  • Favourite band or musician: Atreyu, Muse, Lady Sovereign, Alice in Chains, etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but country
  • Favourite poet or writer: Egar Ellen Poe
  • Favourite photographer: ...
  • Favourite style of art: Manga
  • Operating System: ...
  • MP3 player of choice: Nothing
  • Shell of choice: Why do u ask?
  • Wallpaper of choice: My teacher said there is no such thing as stupid question, but that my friend is a stupid question!!
  • Skin of choice: IDK
  • Favourite game: Halo, Burnout 3, and any Sims games
  • Favourite gaming platform: X-Box 360, Game Cube, and WII
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gaara from Naruto
  • Personal Quote: I don't care if you saw him first! I will rape him first!! :DDDDDDD
  • Tools of the Trade: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS U PREVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

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I keep running from reality. It hasn't caught me yet.
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HUG CERTIFICATE

Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!


If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

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If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend

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Thank you for the fave!!!=D

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"I remember now...the reason why...i wanted to save you so much..." - Ichigo

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"I remember now...the reason why...i wanted to save you so much..." - Ichigo

"She's not just a friend.To Kurosaki-kun, Kuchiki-san is the one who changed his world.” - Orihime

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"I remember now...the reason why...i wanted to save you so much..." - Ichigo

"She's not just a friend.To Kurosaki-kun, Kuchiki-san is the one who changed his world.” - Orihime

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